Plumbing Quotes

The following may not be the type of plumbing quotes you were expecting; still, I think you may enjoy them.

Alfred Hitchcock: "Television, like the invention of indoor plumbing, didn't change people's habits. It just kept them inside the house more."

Rodney Dangerfield: "I told my wife I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender."

Albert Einstein: "If I had my life to live over again, I’d be a plumber."

Woody Allen: "Not only is there no God, but try finding a good plumber on Sunday evening."

George Meany: "Anybody who has any doubt about the ingenuity or the resourcefulness of a plumber never got a bill from one."

Sam Ewing: "Time heals all things – except a leaky faucet."

John W. Gardner: "The society which scorns excellence in plumbing as a humble activity and tolerates shoddiness in philosophy because it is an exalted activity will have neither good plumbing nor good philosophy: neither its pipes nor its theories will hold water."

Woody Allen: "If everything is an illusion and nothing really exists, then I’ve definitely overpaid my plumber."

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